Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Buy Nigerian CDs and DVDs in UK

Get all latest songs, comedy, movies in the uk from them.
call on 07784247823
you can also order from Nigeria through them as they are currently getting more stocks from Nigeria.

http://mynaijastore.jimdo.com/

Friday, May 2, 2008

Social Networking Wars



check out this socila networking wars video..its awesome men...soo sooo true.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

We only lost because of the stupid ref.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

We all know Henry was/is best Premiership player!

Thierry Henry during his days at Arsenal scored stupid unimaginable goals, far far far better and sweeter than that of C.Ronaldo! He, Henry, should have been awarded world's best player then...but nah!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Adebayor in legendary interview..!

Youtube Video Awards 2007

Did not go to work today, so had to be a geek for a day...was on youtube for hours, lmao...and the finalists of the 2007 youtube awards caught my eyes...tot i should share with u..

by the way happy easter...!!!


laughing baby....one of dem winners


click here for more

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tongue twisters

If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4
.A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5
.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8.Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10
.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15.A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.....

what you never knew!

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at
night.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and
England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38
minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white,
but actually clear.

Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at
birth, which is why
Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his
brother.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he
doesn't wear pants.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the
left hand.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and
"bump".

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will
eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left handed people do.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy
dog" uses every letter in the english language.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not
being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using
the letters only one row of the keyboard.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating
one olive from each salad served in first-class.

China has more English speakers than the United
States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.

Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about
10.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our
noses and ears never stop growing.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
somewhere.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to
have a full moon.

Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. State capital
without a McDonald's.

The Pentagon in Arlington, VA, has twice as many
bathrooms as is necessary.
When it was built in the 1940's, Virginia still had
segregation laws requiring seperate toilet facilities
for blacks and whites.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six
inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

There are 2 credit cards for every person in the
United States.

The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

It takes about a 1/2 gallon of water to cook macaroni,
and about a gallon to clean the pot.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the
lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected
intravenously. Who would try?

If you have three quarters, four dimes and four
pennies, you have $1.19.
You also have the largest amount in coins, without
having change for a dollar.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually
than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia
combined.

No NFL team which plays it's home games in a domed
stadium has ever won a Superbowl.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave
it to Beaver".

In the great fire of London in 1666, half of London
was burnt out but only 6 people were injured.

Frank Lloyd Wright's son invented Lincoln Logs.

Only one person in 2 billion will live to be 116 or
older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan".

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do
death!!!

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.